Volume CXXXIII, Number 1
September 7, 2001
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Life Beyond the Pines
LUDWIG RANG
Staff Writer

A new series by the author of "Two Years Beneath the Pines"

On the Manhattan Cocktail Circuit

After leaving Bowdoin in June '57 and enrolling at Columbia University that fall, it came as something of a surprise to discover that there was life beyond the pines as it were.

Intending to get a Master's degree in comparative literature I, soon, however made another discovery, namely that the best-laid plans of mice and men can easily go wrong.

Having chosen Columbia less for its academic reputation than because it was located in New York, the most exciting city in the world as far as I was concerned, I was ill-prepared for the sheer size and impersonal atmosphere of the Columbia campus in upper Manhattan.

Walking 'round campus didn't feel any different from walking down Fifth Avenue at lunchtime, a locality I, at any rate, soon came to prefer.

Conveniently enough there was a bus stop just outside International House up on Riverside Drive where I then lived, that would take me all the way down Fifth Avenue as far as Washington Square. One of my favorite haunts soon became the Museum of Modern Art on 52nd Street, just off Fifth.

One of the which left leaving an indelible impression was Picasso's Guernica, since returned to Madrid, which depicted the horrors caused by the Luftwaffe's sneak attack on the Basque town of that name during the Spanish Civil War.
But not everyone, it seemed, visited MOMA solely for the sake of modern art. Relaxing over a cup of coffee in the Museum's top floor cafeteria, I was approached by a podgy middle-aged man with strong Central European accent asking if I was 'Bill Burger'.

Of course it was merely a ploy to make my acquaintance. The strange little man in elegant dark suit introduced himself as Fred Stern, a doctor, he said, with a practice on upper Fifth Avenue not far from the Metropolitan.

Among Dr. Stern's clientele were well-to-do Jewish families and people in show business. However, he told me, he treated 'struggling young artists' free, hoping they'd repay him one day when they became successful. Like James Dean whom he'd found sleeping on a park bench near his office one day. Fred claimed to had taken him in to launch him on his meteoric career.

As doctor to the casts of Broadway hits like My Fair Lady the good Samaritan got to know stars, whose signed photos adorned the walls of his office. Those of lesser luminaries he kept in a desk drawer, to show to promising 'young things', while offering to arrange a meeting.

It was then I met one of the top male models in New York at the time, a handsome Italian called Bruno, with shortish hair dyed blond to give him the required collegiate look for modeling campus wear.

Bruno in turn introduced me to a photographer who took trial pictures of me, but apparently wanted something in return I wasn't prepared to give, which was the end of my modeling career before it had even started.

Truth to tell charming old Fred, a family man by the way, was a bit of a pimp, offering his services not for money but merely for a bit of reciprocal indulgence in physical pleasures. To be fair to him, he was genuinely interested in helping young people, and probably saved my life during my first few months in New York, spent mostly on the Manhattan cocktail circuit.

Having come down with what I thought was a protracted cold, I went to see Dr. Stern who after taking a urine sample and looking at my eyes, which had gone alarmingly yellow, diagnosed infectious hepatitis and immediately called a taxi to dispatch me to Columbia University Infirmary. If not treated right away hepatitis victims have been known to lapse into a coma.

I was to spend some six weeks in hospital. But thanks to penicillin, and excellent care from an attractive young black nurse, I was soon over the worst and beginning to have a wonderful time, with my room full of visitors every afternoon including members of the cast of My Fair Lady.

My most regular visitor was someone whom I'd only recently met on the cocktail circuit, called Harry Grier, the assistant curator at the Frick Collection. Harry brought me books and drawing materials.

Not having done any drawing before, I first tried my hand at doing a portrait of Lyndon B. Johnson, the new Senate Majority Leader, from a photo on the cover of Time, and actually managed to produce a reasonable likeness of LBJ's craggy features.

Among the books Harry brought me was Hadrian's Memoirs by Marguerite Yourcenar, who incidentally lived on Monhegan Island. Perhaps Harry already saw me as his Antoninous, the Emperor Hadrian's young lover.

A big fellow, with wavy blond hair and bushy eyebrows Harry looked more like a Hollywood actor than a Princeton-educated art historian. Before coming to New York, he'd been director of the Fine Arts Museum in Minneapolis, where Leonard Bernstein had been chief conductor of the Minneapolis Symphony at the time. Harry promised to introduce me to Lenny, who was, at the time, chief conductor of the New York Philharmonic.

Discharged at last, I gladly accepted an invitation to stay at Harry's East Side apartment while recuperating. Among etchings on his wall was an original Picasso, well worth coming up to see. Another attraction was the singer Pat Boone, who lived across the hall.

Six months later, declared 100% fit again, I was drafted.