Volume CXXXIII, Number 7 October 26, 2001 f

Top Ten Bowdoin Pick-Up Lines
KARA OPPENHEIM
STAFF WRITER

10. "That was a really insightful comment you made the other day in 'soc.'."
9. "Didn't I see you on the pull-up machine at the Smith Union gym yesterday? You're pretty strong-for a girl."
8. "Did you summer in Vinalhaven when you were younger? I feel like I recognize you from somewhere…?"
7. "I loved your moves at the Am on Friday!"
6. "So the other night I was chilling with my fellow HOCKEY players in my SINGLE in the Tower and…"
5. "I totally agreed with your piece in the Orient last week. Honestly, you were so right about Bush's true motives."
4. "Hi! My name's _______! I was told to find you, because I think my older sister's ex-boyfriend was your lacrosse captain at Deerfield! What a small world!"
3. "Don't you bowl?"
2. "Sooooooo, you're a freshman, huh?"

…and the number 1 pick-up line at Bowdoin College is:

1. "You look like you need another beer."