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Volume CXXXIII, Number 17
March 5, 2004

Student Speak
PETER HASTINGS

What is the best excuse you ever used for handing a paper in late?



BREANDON FISHER ’06
"I was attacked by a half-deer/half-wolf."

 


BILLY WATERS ‘06
"Damn alligator bit my head off."

 


JESSIE SOLOMON-GREENBAUM ‘04
"I was in the ER with a case of senioritis."

 


ERIN PHILIPSON ‘04
"Couldn’t find the CliffsNotes."

 


CAMDEN RAMSAY ‘05
"Sorry, but Dirty Dancing was on prime time!"

 


ALEX HUGHES ‘07 AND
HOLLY MALONEY ‘07
"Wicked case of the munchies."

 

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